Do We Really Need Everything Instead of Nothing
"To be a human being or not to be, that is not the question. Since when can we make the decisions over our existence? Society moves on and we .. follow it.
Stress is twentieth-century´s disease. There are lots of symptoms causing stress. I don`t have velleity to name them, or to bring any of them out. I`m here to warn You. Scientists announce: another phobia has been borned! Ladies and Gentlemen, here it is! The one and only, the uniquest, the newest- a TOILETPHOBIA!
If You want to be a real toiletphobic, then:
-> be afraid of people, who watch You going into a toilet
-> be afraid of people, who watch You getting out of the toilet
-> drink as less fluids as possible, so there won`t be any need to visit the toilet
-> the less you drink fluids the better toiletphobic and the best kidney-killer You achieve to be.
Concratulations! "
posted by Annika at 2:53:00 AM
3 Comments:
quote: Stress is twentieth-century´s disease. i belive twentieth-century´s disease is actally aids (codename for chuck norris roundhouse kick to face).actually i'm joking, i got over it, no more chuck jokes for me. But still i would rather have stress than aids.
Hy i am urofoob, i have a problem, i am afraid of pissing and this toilet in your picture is annoying me
You can´t only see this picture if you want to. You can buy the item aswell. Just write down your e-mail and the toilet-bike is yours... (an evil smile).
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