Step By Step

"Traffic lights. Red. Both my legs on the ground. Yellow. A right leg is twitching. Green. The right leg starts a walk. I`ve noticed all roads are made for starting-with-a-right-leg. E.g You wake up, first You put the right foot on the ground. In Here we all do so, it is for good luck. You step down a bus, starting with the right leg. In a shoe shop You can try on the goods on a right foot. Right leg is usually uglier (more tired looking) than the left one. Walking form point A to point B- right-handed You start with dexter leg, ending with the left. Right foot goes on to the left one, bending a right knee. What if the life itself is settled in according to the right-footstep law? What if We all are supposed to start Our life with the first step and end with the last step? What if Someone acts different than the Others- what if Someone jumps instead of walking? Can We change the stars? Confusing. "

Do We Really Need Everything Instead of Nothing

"To be a human being or not to be, that is not the question. Since when can we make the decisions over our existence? Society moves on and we .. follow it. Stress is twentieth-century´s disease. There are lots of symptoms causing stress. I don`t have velleity to name them, or to bring any of them out. I`m here to warn You. Scientists announce: another phobia has been borned! Ladies and Gentlemen, here it is! The one and only, the uniquest, the newest- a TOILETPHOBIA! If You want to be a real toiletphobic, then: -> be afraid of people, who watch You going into a toilet -> be afraid of people, who watch You getting out of the toilet -> drink as less fluids as possible, so there won`t be any need to visit the toilet -> the less you drink fluids the better toiletphobic and the best kidney-killer You achieve to be. Concratulations! "

A Cup of Cofee

"The first thing You do in the morning? Presumably You open your eyes. We like to make things simple. We say things which sound simple: "Honey, I love you." "I love cofee." "You do like the colour of my hair?" "This is so unfair!" "Would you like to.. ?" "Such a nice day, isn`t it?" etc. You tell something to someone. Let`s pretend we do not notice the someone LOOKS like (s)he`s listening You. After Your part of talking it is this someones` time- hahaa! it turnes out the one You were sharing Your thoughts with, didn`t read You. Frankly, (s)he doesn`t admit it also, trying so hard to remind Your sayings. Oh no! I never go in café with a person I can not talk to. The toungue, God gave us, is not only for gustation. The vocal cord is not only for (fore)warning. If there is nothing else to say but "yes/no", then do not. A simple chit-chat after work is understandable and readable to anyone ;D . Could the combination ever be better- a nice cup of coffee and cossip? So, there I was. Just me, Double Coffee, one of my best friend Piret and LOTS OF WOMEN! To be more precise- there were lots of women-pairs and we were one of them. There is something with coffee and women! Can`t really tell. The day after, I found myself at a bus-station, full of women. To be more precise- there were lots of women-in-one. Men, if You are all alone and whole Your life looking for (the right) woman, maybe You are looking inside the wrong cup. A single coffe-visit woudn`t be so firghtening for me anymore, when You would join us!"